I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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