Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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