HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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