who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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