guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I have already put on my inside pants.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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