She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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