I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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