Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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