apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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