out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I want to fling myself into the sun
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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