I'm drive I can fine osifer
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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