Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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