Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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