i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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