Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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