fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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