Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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