doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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