white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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