you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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