Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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