just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Duck Duck Cougar?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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