Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
