so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You coming home soon, man?
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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