He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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