when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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