do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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