Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
