We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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