May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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