wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
