I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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