It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
barbara walters just said penis...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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