Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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