Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
