Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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