I hate your face
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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