Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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