You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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