I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I think your dad took our porno
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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