you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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