"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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