He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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