You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
