I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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