We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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