Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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