Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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