Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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