That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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