do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize