Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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