Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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