We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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