Moan for me like Helen Keller
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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